Saturday, July 7, 2018

sissy bimbo gets caught at Lingerie shop!!

Hello subs, slaves, sissies, bimbos and pervs,
I haven't posted in forever, I've been so busy traveling and dealing with personal stuff but I am back. Here is a funny sissy story, can't let some of you bimbo's go anywhere alone, haha!!!

i was at the lingerie shop and told the woman at the counter that i am shopping for panties and garters.
i look around, pick up a pair of garters with panties and head to the changing rooms to try them on. First, i dispense a tampon in the changing room with which I plug my butt. i'm so excited I end up blowing a load in the panties at the touch of the silky cotton and lace. By the time the clerk gets back to me from up front and sees what i am doing, I am dressed and tell her I will put the panties and garters back on the shelf: that I didn't find anything to buy. The tampon is still in my butt. i put the panties on a shelf and start for the door as i see the buxom clerk behind me pick up the panties and garters and discover them soiled. "You! Come back here!" i continue towards the door double stepping and i am out of the door to a shrieking cacophony of other buxom clerks coming out of their wardrobe closets stacking lingerie. "Call the police!" is all i hear as the door to the lingerie shop shuts behind me and i am on the streets running to an alley because i have to shit a tampon at that moment. Squatting in an alley nearby the lingerie shop in town and shitting a tampon, i remove my boxers and wipe with the boxer shorts leaving the shorts on top of the shit tampon and pull up my pants. However, the smell of the shit tampon is repulsive and i vomit on the boxers over the in the alley as i hear sirens in the direction of the lingerie shop where i had been fondling my pussy into panties and garters. i pull up my pants, remove my shirt and left my tank top on leaving the shirt in the alley with boxers and shit after wiping puke off of my face with it. Just when i think it safe around a corner on a street i hear the distinct sound of a woman's shriek yelling "there he is, get him officers!"